Blackadder Season 0
Why are their dick visible
In 3000 BC people had nightmares about showing up to battles naked, not school
In case theres someone cute on the other side
Why aren’t ours?
War has always been a dick-measuring contest, back then they were just more open about it.
This side’s odds don’t look great then.
They at least remembered underwear
That’s actually what they’re concerned about. Tte battle’s already started and they have to take it off again.
Just straggle towards the back and pick up some fallen gear, it will be fine.
I don’t want to ding up my golden tit plate!
Kinda late to be realising that when you’re in full armor and there when it begins.
Might be realistic for a siege.
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I meant to sharpen my sword! It might as well be a club. Now I’ll just be beating people to death all day.
“Oh fuck, I left the stove on!”
Look, I don’t have time to go fuck with people today.
