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I meant to sharpen my sword! It might as well be a club. Now I’ll just be beating people to death all day.
I don’t want to ding up my golden tit plate!
Blackadder Season 0
Why are their dick visible
Why aren’t ours?
In 3000 BC people had nightmares about showing up to battles naked, not school
In case theres someone cute on the other side
War has always been a dick-measuring contest, back then they were just more open about it.
“Oh fuck, I left the stove on!”
They at least remembered underwear
That’s actually what they’re concerned about. Tte battle’s already started and they have to take it off again.
Look, I don’t have time to go fuck with people today.
