Walk on it. Start a heron religion.
Pretty sure that’s heronsy.
Oop, started a heroin religion instead.
If a woman got on the trampoline she’d be the heroine of the heron’s heroin religion.
good enough
Then bestow infinite fish
You could make a religion out of this.
No don’t
[heron waits hours, gives up]
“Aight, Im’ma bounce.”
Biiig clap
You don’t. The heron’s frozen, too.
Heron is just there for the “vibes”.
Gotta admit it’s Insta-worthy. Or LinkedIn. “I catch so many fish at this hole because I’m up grinding in the snow.”
They should feed it fish.
Next Gen bird feeder.
Removed by mod
Why is everyone eating bans nowadays.
Dear Heron,
I’m not sure how to tell you this so I’ll just say it: you need glasses. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.
Heronysus?
Put a rock on it so it’s more obvious it’s not a pond
Burn that rock! It’s a witch!
Throw a fish
Don’t you mean a himon?
It looks so scared to try it out.
Is there going to come out a human face out of it’s mouth?
me irl
Put your longjohns out there and bounce on the damn thing to show him.
