I don’t drink coffee. What alternative rewards are available to me for being kinda awake & reading words & not stabbing anyone?
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Don’t you remember in 2020 while we were all government-mandated to quarantine in our houses for a year, all these weird news articles were coming out like introducing “potato chips”- type of snacks to children in Australia , sitting them down and explaining to them that what they’re about to eat is made of crickets? And the kids were happy & fine with a package of crisps before they knew they were crickets, and they were still perfectly happy & fine eating the crisps after they knew they were crickets. It was a pretty weird dystopian news article.
Yes they were trying to introduce crisps made of crushed cricket powder. High protein! Delicious as any other crisp!
That was about a year after Bill Gates introduced The impossible Burger, lab-made, plant-based, tastes just like a hamburger but it’s plants! And we’re all like “Oh that’s great but what does Bill Gates have to do with this? And why did he buy up all the farmland in the USA and why is he starting to monopolize all of USA’s food supply? What’s going on here?”
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Aah yes chocolate is a lovely reward for not stabbing anyone.