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How do I turn into a swarm of bats?
You will certainly not regret having 150,000 bats.
Those humans are quite large.
Much larger than bats.
So a bus is more space efficient than pedestrians?
If we ever run out of room for humans to walk around I think we’re cooked busses or not.
Often times, yes. Because sitting/standing requires less space than walking and that makes up for the extra space of the bus.
They can hook up little butt fans to the seats so when you fart they can whisk away your flatus rather than making everyone fester in your stank. I mean they don’t but they can. Like how they do for astronaut ass
I guess walking is like humans being in a gas state, and riding a bus is humans arranging themselves into a solid. But idk what liquid humans would be lol
In the US, only 33 cars for 50 people is optimistic
The 50 pedestrians vs 50 people in a bus is messing with my brain.
The pedestrians are just standing further apart. In the hustle and bustle of a shopping street they might be closer together.
50 pedestrians the way they prefer it. A bus with 50 people on board, where everyone is in each other’s personal space.
Yeah they must really be crammed in there.
Double decker?
that’s gonna be one hell of a smush in the cage match
Vampire propaganda.
Why aren’t we doing this? I personally haven’t found the option to turn into a bat yet
Literally the only issue with the plan
Ethicists were too preoccupied with whether or not they should, they didn’t stop and think if they could.
Have you tried becoming a vampire?
Think of how long it would take to count that high
One! One aeon of eternity, ah ah ah! Two! Two aeons…
Yeah, fuck busses. Bats are way more eco friendly.
you can make them eat other bugs too it’s so eco friendly
I have a better question - why isn’t this posted in the !bats@lemmy.world community? We would love it here. Stealing and crossposting now.
I simply wasn’t aware of the community, I’ll remember it next time
It’s definitely a much smaller community than lemmyshitpost, but we love anything bat-related!
“We expected that they fly around each other and they never have physical contact,” Hristov said. “We have found, shocking to us, that bats crash into each other quite often. It’s a messy situation, but generally it’s very safe and it works very well.”
This implies a ideal gas law for bats, an ideal bat law, bat liquid, bat solid, and bat plasma
Cricket might know a thing or two about the bat law
It’s more efficient to stack pedestrians on top of each other.
Wasn’t there a horror movie about that?
I don’t recall this version of Batman but I’m all for it.
What we do in the shadows tv show
I didn’t know Matt Berry was in that
really? only 150 bats? are these fruit bats or fat american vampire bats. i would like to speak to mathematic’s manager please.
That’s 150 thousand bats (i am not the mathematics manager though - she was probably hit by that bus)
are these american thousands or are these weird european thousands with extra zeroes like their weird millions and billions tho. they have been getting sneaky beaky with their numbers, the way they count things all discrete like.
SNEAKY.
BEAKY.
And now the traffic report:
“I’m over Ventura Blvd., and all the vampires walking in the Valley are heading west.”
