Okonomiyaki, breakfast of elite college libs.

The consumption of tasty dinosaur descendants transcends politics.

It’s McPeople!

Capitalism!..yay?

Building it isn’t the problem. My Republican shithole burb just bulldozed the last of our open space, to build 600 single family units starting in the “low one millions.” Can’t afford that? No problem. They’re also building 2000 condos, starting in “the mid 500s.”

Starting to see the real problem?

LET’S GO DARWIN

“I do not dislike women. I merely deny them my essence.”

– General Jack D. Ripper, “Dr. Strangelove”

Unless she’s a Brazilian Cottontail.

“Ah—AH----WHAT’S UP DOC!”

I just retired, and my wife still complains that I drive too fast. I’m joining a gym next week and getting back into writing and fermenting, and so won’t have much time to annoy Frank Freeway during his commute from hell.

Soon to be banned in the states. Childbirth will be a requirement.

Bunnylingus

You just made Quentin Tarantino start liking hands.

You can’t have a rational discussion with a religionist, particularly one of the Christian/Islamic variety. They will appeal to their book of stories and to them, that should be enough for us.

APA style pizza, also too.

Just today, I found out my prostate biopsy was benign! Also four years cancer free, and I still have my bladder.

I owe it all to Jeezus and alternative medicine, oh wait no, it was FUCKING SCIENCE.

I met her briefly at a Comic-Con, and she is just as sweet as she is smart.

“Where do ya want it?”

Also, I understand he was a real pissant who was very rarely stable.

“You’re going to put someone’s eye out!”