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I’m just a snowman, nobody loves me

He’s just a snowman, from a snow family

This was something I didn’t expect to find weird when I visited the US - you guys have giant billboards for lawyers everywhere

(The one that stuck out was always “the attorney that rocks!” with a picture of a dreadlocks metalhead lawyer, loved that one)

And it’s always really person-focussed, not the business - elsewhere you might get an advert saying “Call XYZ Associates”, there it’s “CALL TODD at XYZ”

“Pounded in the butt by the hunky realisation that this is not a Chuck Tingle cover”

Put this on our (gay) wedding playlist to confuse everyone, went very well

Stacy’s Dad

Images you can hear…

Have strange things happened?

UK too, shoes off too, have never lived anywhere where shoes on indoors was a common thing

The only reason I can think is that underfloor heating is relatively rare here and if you’ve got hard floors it’ll be cold to walk on, but then slippers exist so idk really

And all it took was stealing his son’s blood

If you’ve not seen her as Avasarala in The Expanse do yourself a favour and watch it

Her voice swearing like a sailor is a glorious thing

Well you gotta share that ranking now…

It’s an edit of this panel (cw: body horror for anyone who doesn’t want to see that) from Watchmen, when Doctor Manhattan is rebuilding himself

“Something something fake democrats” I expect

Trump mayyyy have sucked Clinton off on Epstein’s island, according to the new email release…

Thank goodness they warned us

Yeahhhh let’s go Most Common Boy’s Name in the Year I Was Born 🤘

Maintenance - they close off the inside portion of the dock and pump the water out, so you can work on the underside of the boats inside

Oh you haven’t seen cursed my friend

The content-aware scaling version

What’s this? A wholesome family picnic woefully underpopulated by bees?

A large influx of bees ought to put a stop to that.