I’ll start
- Barry “The Hatchet”
- Johnny Fiddlesticks
- Big Bussy
- Timmy Two Nostrils
- Greg
Snitch “Tattle Tale” Tagliatelle
Al Capone (no relation)
Barry Shitpeas
Zabaglione ZamboniObviously they’d never be able to track down Shitpeas, because he works exclusively online and the Internet doesn’t have a postcode.
- Barry “The Hatchet”
You accidentally included the best-of list at the start, whoops
Yeah that one is cool
Parma John
He said “worst” mob names…
Mama Mia I was a fallin asleepa

Pussy Hands
And a good day to youse.
The Gobba Ghoul
Pee-wee Hurt 'em
Ivan The Incontinent
Sloppy Joe
Ben Bada Bingo
Judas The Snitch
Oliver Garden
Fat Arteries
Sammy Stutters
Jimmy No Toes
Edit:
Amish Steve “The Hacker”
He don’t know shit about computer or phones but if you need a body disposed of, he is your Amish.
It’s-a me, Mobario!
Tony Falsetto
Loose-Lips Larry
Polly Pissface
Parta DaMobba
Johnny the Sharter
Mucus Kevin
Big Paulie Prolapse
Donny Little Hands
Johnny Bagadonuts.
Lenny “Short Eyes” (he likes 'em young!)
Vinny “the Fish” (aka Vincenzo Pesce)
What’s a “bussy”?
If you gotta ask, you can’t afford it.
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