Last year was 24/12/24 (the day Christmas is celebrated in many countries), which was kinda satisfying, but it was the worst Christmas of my life… (so far).

Haha, that’s awesome, give her a high five from me!

Those are some weird nipples.

I have curly hair and it does whatever the hell it wants, no matter what I do.

I don’t have dry lips, you have failed.

After a while a white laser strobes for a bit then stops.

Hahah, I’ll use that, great saying.

The inability to use basic grammar and punctuation seems like one. Or they’re just so dumb they were unable to do so before.

Also, humans are animals, so speaking to every animal includes all human languages.

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“spirirt”

What.

They need to fix their grammar, dumb fucks.

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Yeah. At the very least banned from everything everywhere, except jail and hell.

Nice! You’re doing good.

You drink water because you feel like shit if you don’t. Alcohol is a “feel great for a while, then like shit for longer”, and only if done in moderation and not too often.

This hurts to read because of how badly written it is. Do you not read what you’ve written?

I’ve never seen one without a 'jump to recipe" button, and it’s done for several reasons like search engine optimization, getting people to spend more time on your website, and you can’t copyright just a recipe, so adding text gives them the ability to protect their work. There are more reasons, and many think it’s as annoying to write all that as you think it is for being there. They’re kinda forced to do it, and some actually have fun with it, I’ve read several funny ones which I absolutely would rather have read than not.

There are many articles about this, and obviously also many posts everywhere on the web asking why it’s a thing with answers explaining it.

But as said, there’s always a button right at the top to skip it. You’re never forced to manually scroll past it and obviously not forced to read any of it.

“Nintendo NES”

Seriously? That’s almost grandma saying “playbox” level. And do you not know what NES is an abbreviation of? Its “Nintendo entertainment system”, which means you wrote “Nintendo Nintendo entertainment system”.

USA isn’t the richest country…