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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Motorcycle parts

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Motorcycle parts

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    The square hole

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    Your mom.

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    In the Rider?

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      I wouldn’t want to Speculate on it …

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      Jeez I would think the sharper parts on the side would rectum

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        didn’t even know 'um

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    This go’s up the assholes of the worthless sacks of shit that remove their muffler and run around rupturing people’s eardrums.

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      deleted by creator

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    Clearly it’s an ice cream scoop.

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    That’s a bit of a stretch.

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    Synopsis
    A biker finds a motorcycle at an old mechanic shop that has a pussy in the seat so you can fuck it while riding. He has to keep it a secret because all the guys in his biker gang would want to fuck it

    Excerpt
    “Why do you have to zip up your pants every time you get off that hog, Travis,” Punchy said. I nearly fell off the bike, aghast. “You got a pussy in that thing?” I coughed and gulped. “Hahahaha, nice one, Punchy,” I said

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    thats a common mistake people make. its not a carburetor.

    its a motorcycleburetor

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    On the seat.

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    In my favorite road hog. Your mom.

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