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Just kidding, the mens need hair.
She will make a tidy profit when the broccoli cuts start balding
Don’t need hair, but could use a moustache
I always wanted to look like Garfunkel.
They’re gonna look like pussies
Thats a reverse merkin.
I have straight blond hair, but hey, it’s the thought that counts!
I have straight pubes and I’ve seen blonde pubes before, surely someone’s got both
woah pubes can be straight? that’s crazy
Yeah, I honestly thought they’d curl if I let them get long enough, but nope, lol. They just come to a tuft that eventually wears all my underwear out in the same spot.
Wait now I’m curious, would it depend on your head hair curliness?
I’ve got very straight head hair, as well as straight armpit hair, but my arm and leg hairs are shaped roughly like parentheses, so still pretty straight, but not absolutely straight.
If I curl my hair, even with the heaviest duty hairspray, it’s straight again within a couple hours.
Sounds tuft to deal with
Merkin for the Weakened
