Gift me 1 million dollars

He died for our CinemaSins

(ding)

Ah, the sound of trapped gases escaping the body

Ceremorphosis, eh?

Don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax unzips “sir please leave”

ಠ_ಠ

my face when

“I’ll try spinning, that’s a good trick”

Anakin Skankwalker

Good god man think of the fruitarians

LANA

Quench thyself with water, for thine lips are cracked and parched. Do not lick thine lips, ye ass who possesseth dry and cracked lips, with thine tongue belonging to such a dry and cracked lip-having egg!

That hook has the strength of twenty smaller hooks of 1/20th strength

Ah shit I fumbled the quote

Does this look like a man who had… ALL he could eat?

Now add a four-dimensional hat

Now draw her doing a sick kickflip to escape them

wait until they find out pénis is french for penis 😂😂😂😂😂😂

but like what if we really hated other people based on superficial traits and stuff? That could be kinda cool

We will forever be at the cusp of tomorrow’s balls

Fun fact, when bugs do this, it’s called conglobating

I agree, where is the advocacy for men like me, who are both unhot AND terrible?

Have you tried flinging your own feces

I find it to be… flings a type 3