well shit on a stick put it in the freezer and fuck me with it if it didn’t tickle my bones

That’s the 11111

For those who don’t get the joke, penguins have notoriously dark humour and make weird noises when they laugh

Jeans Simmons ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Gotta get down

You mean mr family guy himself?

Yes… a witch did this. I knew it!

Hey actually I have a question, if Optimus Prime would become a minister, would he be Prime minister?

they had ice back then

Before anyone gets cute, I mean both ice as in the cubes and ICE as in the current modern gestappo

Edit: damn, I’m too late, everyone cute

Turning that Noah into a “No, uhhh…”

I mean to be fair that’s when the hormones are at their ragiest, I would expect people to come to extreme conclusions too early

^hehehehe… ^early conclusions^

2 + 2 = 3

• People with shame kinks

gotta go quick

• sonec the hedgheg

Now the same intensity but on a tricycle

our body needs so many minerals so yes

I don’t believe your pedantry supersedes the need of unpregnant men

Shit, or shit not. There is no crying on the toilet

It leaves room for terms like coitarche nemesis

oh shit thats good i was thinking gregsland

Hwat do you mean by this