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Don’t need hair, but could use a moustache
She will make a tidy profit when the broccoli cuts start balding
Just kidding, the mens need hair.
I always wanted to look like Garfunkel.
They’re gonna look like pussies
Thats a reverse merkin.
Merkin for the Weakened
I have straight blond hair, but hey, it’s the thought that counts!
I have straight pubes and I’ve seen blonde pubes before, surely someone’s got both
woah pubes can be straight? that’s crazy
Yeah, I honestly thought they’d curl if I let them get long enough, but nope, lol. They just come to a tuft that eventually wears all my underwear out in the same spot.
Sounds tuft to deal with
