… And that’s ok, because i’m focused on my diarea and not trying to impress a random girl.
Know your priorities.
Priorities…
Giving yourself a pep talk in the car before even heading into the store, taking a few deep breaths, and clenching with everything you have while trying to look like you’re walking casually.
Been there…
Bruh…it’s ok to ask your friend for a favor sometimes…
Diarrhea runs in the family.
She’s also there to get diarrhea.
She’s impressed by your maximum-strength bowels.
As she should be.
I remember seeing a stunningly beautiful woman at the grocery store, and I looked in my cart and saw lactose-free milk, lactose-free probiotic yogurt, and ultra-soothing toilet paper. I’m sure she was impressed.
Once went to a pharmacy because apparently one of my kids had pinworms. Which means we all had to take the medicine. Anyway, my wife and I figure that we should all take it the next day (can’t remember the precise reasons, but it had to do with the fact that you have to take a second dose like two weeks later). This determination is made at night, so I have to drive up to the store to pick it up. I have four kids, so we needed to get two boxes of the stuff.
I don’t think much about it until I approach the register area and I swear that management decided to schedule the best looking people to work that particular night shift. Everyone was hot. And here I am, like 10 o’clock at night, holding two boxes of butt worm medicine, suggesting that there’s so pressing a need for this product that I had to get it right away…
That’s a shame. If you were there to buy aspirin probably all of them would have had sex with you.
Bottle of Bayer, box of condoms, bottle of Old Harpers, and . . . your number.
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“The faster you shit the more you can eat”
Then wink.
I mean… that’s just science. Spittin fax!
That’s not all you’re spittin
Melania is that you?
Ya for real though, don’t worry, people in medical/human services aren’t too worried about your explosive diarrhea. (I know it’s hard to emotionally detach on this when you’re younger). But…It’s just a job. My colleagues and I have often incidentally been extremely intimate just by virtue of we have to work with people who are sometimes naked, and deal with fluids and the like. In any other context it might be embarrassing to meet someone and thirty minutes later look at a penis together. Nature of the beast etc. Everyone poops!
“…and some prescription XS condomns please”
It’s not like I had a chance anyway.
She’s just there to do her job.
As if it never happens to her?
if you think you can get maxx strength diarrhea medication OTC you are sorely mistaken
I learned from my doctor about 2mos back that Loperamide(immodium) is fairly strong stuff. I had to get a Rx for something similar that could be taken multiple times a day where as immodium can only be taken like twice a week unless things are severe.
i’m sorry, it’s a 2mg pill. with respect, i know people who were on approximately the equivalent of at least 100x that dose. daily. i find it difficult to think of it as “the strong stuff”.
damn, your friends are big poopin
I love it when you call me big poopa
Throw your hands in the air, if you’re a true shitter!
were. but y’know.
Pouring one out for the incontinent homies
thanky. they’re gone but not forgotten.
Well that’s why you also buy a pack of monster condoms for your magnum dong.
Just like good ol’ Mantis Tobaggan, MD.
