So… it’s an order, then?
SIR YES SIR!!!
I read this as meaning “it’s an order”.
Good soldiers follow orders:

🎼 Shit on the floor 🎵
everybody shit the floor
everybody shit the floor
everybody shit the floor
Is this to the tune of “Bark at the Moon” by Ozzy Osborne? Because that’s how I’m singing it.
Stop demanding.
Excellent example of reverse psychology. If you tell me I have to do something, I’m going to do the opposite. Time to wet ceiling.
In the movie Shape Of Water, Octavia Spencer plays a janitor at a science lab. She says “just think, the greatest minds in the country, peeing all over this floor”
And the bad guy doesn’t wash his hands
It is a requirement.
It’s not a request, just crying out to the void. WET FLOOR!! CURSE YOOOUU!
Yay, free water slide!
For every sign, there is a reason. An issue or problem big enough so somebody bothered and made a sign and hung it up.








