I stack produce

That laugh was kinda terrifying.

That’s a rapist, not a legend.

The people who owned my cat before me had him neutered really young, so he has absolutely no urge to have sex, but my neighbours cat has fallen in love with him, so every time she goes on heat, she comes over and tries her little heart out to get his attention and he’s just oblivious AF and thinks he’s just got a a nice cool friend. It’s so sad hearing her try and I can’t tell her she’s wasting her time, I don’t speak cat.

Go have a wank and come back, you’re a little too horny today.

The feeling sadness you get from finding out you have no more sweet treats is pretty devastating.

Here’s a better one I made.

It’s also a really, really sad place, some mad delusions over there.

They make our tankies look sane.

We only know he gave him a blowjob, not the quality of the blowjob, he could give bad blowjobs.

But I do like to believe that he’s the best dick sucker the world’s ever seen, like he gives mind blowing, utterly amazing blowjobs, it would explain how he got where he is.

You can’t sneeze if you’re unconscious

Yes you fucking can, I’ve seen it, it’s funny.

Hahah, Voyager with the save.

Pffft, I read the title of a post on Lemmy, I know more than him.

I usually call him President Pedophile, but I thought I’d change things up with the recent news, think I might start calling him President Hands tho after recent info about Ghislaines horses name came out.

Ali G was a prophet

He sucked Bill Clinton’s dick and Putin has the picture, according to the emails from the Epstein files.

It is a requirement.

We find out through some means that Musk’s father is actually Pol Pot.

100% more after I found out.

Trump: at least I know how to suck Bills dick.