• maria [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    5 months ago

    “i have a weird question for u”

    “i am laughing my bum off. what is up!”

    like - really? why? is it sooooo funi that u lose ur bum or is it like - just a thing peeps say like “yooooo”, “…,.,.,.,…” and “skibidi”?

    its like peeps sweari g for no reaosn jus to make thwir statements feel like they got more weight - or politicians making topucs always a matter of national security and integrity or whatevr—

    not eeeeeeverythin is sooooo funi that u lose ur bum. im kinda happy i still have mine, as sitting is one of my fav pasttimes <3

    and then like -

    “ur bisexual, right?”

    “HAHA”

    like - i thought we were over the times were a sexuality is a funi… we prolli r but like - these messages jus feel soooo - stilted and false…