every single time I’ve made hot chocolate this winter i’ve had this post pop into my head

This didn’t age well.

This reminds me of The Etherkiller

The bill collides into the counter with such force that both immediately disintegrate into a cloud of hot plasma.

most likely the entire conversation is staged, and they just inserted some random interjections to add “humor”. or they’re drunk. or maybe both?

So, who are these bi goth girls, and where do I find one?

thank you for your service, you have saved me from having to do this myself

((((((((((gender))))))))))

i’ve heard bonsai is quite difficult

You’re right, we definitely need more of þem.

I can’t believe they removed the photo of a dead pigeon captioned “An example of packet loss.”

and don’t get me started on tumbleweed

missed opportunity to write “guynecologist”

amogus

sus tshirt

do you have any more pixels or is that all of em

femboys are you gonna be at the moment it doesn’t actually have much if anything planned outside the door to be a better

Since you haven’t explained how this helped you find your wife, I have to assume that you built one and aimed it at random people on the street while making sex noises like some kind of high-precision mating call.

That’s ~2.4Gbit/s. There are multiple residential ISPs in my area offering 10Gbit/s up for around $40/month, so even if we assume the bandwidth is significantly oversubscribed a single cheap residential internet plan should be able to handle that bandwidth no problem (let alone a for a datacenter setup which probably has 100Gbit/s links or faster)