You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!

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    4 days ago

    What’s tactical about your beard? Are you hiding a swiss army chin full of knives or something?

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        Sir I have spent over 200 dollars on various pretentious oils. Allow me to simulate a personality. I have literally paid the fee.

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        3 days ago

        as a woman I probably would too, id love to look like one of the dwarves from deep rock galactic lol

        always speaking like I’m drunk and pissed and carry around a pickaxe

        any time I see gold I just have to scream at it for 30 minutes

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          2 days ago

          ROCK AND STONE!

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