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!crazyideas@lemmy.world

all the people in the comments thinking this is some serious advice and isn’t just a silly character doing an objectively bad thing because it’s funny 😭

I assumed this was just a way to get back at the landlord

there’s a website called like “land of text” or something which is basically an infinite .txt where people can edit stuff in real time. You should build a house there

“and they have the same outfit… we would make great friends! hope I can meet them 😀”

why?

*cries with tears only in one eye, but the other one*

literally !19684@lemmy.blahaj.zone

I went to the mental hospital about a month ago. It’s just queer & depressed people.

I mean, if they are actually monkeys who don’t know to type, some of them will still press keys once or twice. And if there’s infinite monkeys, they will still type it out.

*explodes*

fact check, true. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Call_of_Duty:_Black_Ops_II

Black Ops II’s single-player campaign features two connected storylines, with the first set from 1986 to 1989 during the final years of the First Cold War, and the other set in 2025 during a Second Cold War and rare earths trade dispute[15] between the United States and China.

I don’t know why, but for some reason I have a tag named “fossil” for you haha

The joke is literally that her name when pronounced kinda sounds similar to “Anomalocaris” (which is the name of the animal).

Thats the entirety of the punchline.

iirc it’s just unmoderated and racist

oh that’s good!

I was making a reference to the time a celebrity poster a photo of a prolapsed anus lol

The since-deleted clip sees Howie superimposing himself over a photo of one his friend’s behind, and viewers of the graphic photo later concluded that the friend appears to be suffering from a “rectal prolapse.”
In the shocking TikTok, the Canadian comedian says: “When my friend Neil bent over this happened… Does somebody know… is this COVID-19 related? And if it is, what do we do about it? Ow.”

https://www.hellomagazine.com/celebrities/20220724146259/agt-star-howie-mandel-tiktok-video-controversy-health-update/

come to think of it, that was probably too niche for Lemmy considering most people here don’t use tiktok

fr! I’ve been watching a hour long breakdown of an online horror/ARG video to fall asleep to for the past 2 or 3 nights.
It’s pretty interesting, the whole premise is that a new thing in-between plant and animal comes up and humans have to try to co-exist with it. Theres different types of creatures and some people even keep one of the types of animals as pets. There’s also a mysterious cult and an evil company too.
5/5 stars, really makes you think what would happen to us if something like this were to happen.

https://youtu.be/mUrF8rdDdes

I will now proceed to downvote myself