You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!

    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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      2 days ago

      as a woman I probably would too, id love to look like one of the dwarves from deep rock galactic lol

      always speaking like I’m drunk and pissed and carry around a pickaxe

      any time I see gold I just have to scream at it for 30 minutes

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        2 days ago

        ROCK AND STONE!

        WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH

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      3 days ago

      Sir I have spent over 200 dollars on various pretentious oils. Allow me to simulate a personality. I have literally paid the fee.