>get shot
>bullets simply slide off the skinI don’t have enough skin.
The cops beat down the door . . .
I really thought it was going another direction, where they’d just, you know, get more skin.
Walking in it and stuff?
That’s what I call a smooth criminal.
Does this thing have alcohol as an ingredient?
Hand lotion is a mixture of water, oil and an emulsifier! I don’t think an apolar diluent can have any place in it?
But I am sure its flavored very pleasantly regardless
I’ve been wondering why so much sunscreen has alcohol, exactly because of what you explained. Do you happen to know?
Not OP but just to hazard a guess:
Alcohol evaporates quickly. It’s probably there for the same reason it’s used in dry shampoos and antiperspirants; to make something that sprays but drys into a powder or thickens to a gel in a very short period of time.
Oh hey, I went to highschool with them!
Is it true that they have transcended the tyranny of friction?
Knowing them, I’d expect nothing less honestly.