Good work, Denver.
Ok. Every accusation is a confession with the Republicans. Here me out. They scream about gays and then get caught in an airport bathroom being gay. They scream about Democratic child trafficking rings … then there is Trump and Epstien island. The Republicans have a nearly perfect history of accusing the other side of doing things that they get caught doing.
So when they say “they” (the democrats) are eating babies …
Well, don’t leave us hanging. How was the meal?
Yep. The true power of AI. Gobble data without getting a brain involved.
Whadyoumean, the AI connected the dots between eating and restaurants. That’s advanced reasoning!
Well, eating > restaurants > a list with potential promoted entries.
I really don’t think the intention of integrating this “intelligence” into Facebook is explicitly to make us dumber. I think the only real purpose is to supercharge marketing. Eroding the mental capacity of functional human beings is just a happy little accident.
Nah, Zuckerberg was among the tech oligarchs kissing Trumps ring at that recent meeting. Making people dumber is not an accidental side effect.
It is to sloppify everything and rot our brains.
The problem I think is that using Facebook as a large part of your training data will inevitably lead to a lot of dumb stuff like this, since most of the people on Facebook are pretty dumb. This is a reason reddit is such a valuable dataset to train AI on. It has a lot of nonsense too but also many intelligent people use reddit. There is noise for sure, but the overall level of intelligence that arises out of those datasets is much higher. The issue is that it’s a very biased dataset, and biased intelligence might be worse than lack of intelligence in many cases. Reddit has giant holes and biases in its intelligence on average, but Facebook has little actual intelligence at all. What this leads to is more intelligent AI but it also believes a lot of nonsense that is common in more leftist or liberal spaces. It just tends to be much higher quality overall.
A good example of this. An AI trained on reddit data might be far better at answering scientific questions, but fail horribly when diagnosing mental illness, because reddit tends to reflect the scientific consensus on psychology, where the people on Facebook on average might actually exceed many professional psychologists in understanding the human mind. The sheer amount of schizo nonsense of Facebook though means that this will almost certainly be drowned in noise. AI can also get in legal trouble for having this looser and more intuitive understanding of medical conditions which is also an unfortunate reality it has to contend with. They don’t want to get sued, and even if the mainstream scientific ideas on the mind are almost entirely utter nonsense, legally it’s a far more defensible position if they were to get sued.
A rightwing adaptation of A Modest Proposal for the Trump era might replace the Irish babies with illegal immigrants (think Alligator Alcatraz meets Soylent Green). The one snag might be that it would have to be Certified Fetus-Free, to placate the pro-life crowd.
Just wait until they’re born and you can sell them as delicacies like veal.
But the fetus is my favorite part! Tender and juicy, like filet mignon. Religious extremists ruin everything good
Chili’s serves their ribs but nothing else.
Ahh wonn my babyback babyback babyback, ahh wonn my babyback babyback babyback, CHILLI’S BABY BACK RIBS
How long ago was that last a thing? I haven’t watched ads seasoned with media in many years, but that one seems ancient, like ~2 decades.
Why did I read this in Fat Bastard’s voice?
Because that is the objective best way to read it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTDLh7gNRYA&t= pretty old, 1998
Wasn’t that one of the boy bands? So the late 90s?
I’ll just leave this nugget of gold here.
Well, what restaurants serve baby?
Must breakfast places will let you feast on the unborn
Orphan Annie’s Bar and Grill
I just buy them from eBaby and then sous vide it myself.
Sous vide? Pretentious much?
I just sear each side over an open flame.
Pretentious was my aim.
Ruth cannibal 's Steak House
Well? What the AI said?
I think it’s the recommended search below the photo. “Baby-eating restaurants in Denver”.
Ai don’t judge
At least it doesn’t say (((they))) I guess
I only eat aborted fetuses thank you very much.
(I’ve genuinely always had a curiosity about cannibalism, would love to try it someday if its legal somewhere, not because I give af about the law but bc I don’t wanna imagine the trouble you’d be in for illegally eating a human being if caught - too risky)
And eating a fetus might be like that egg dish in south east Asia, balut I think its called.
There seem to be studies indicating major health and psychological damage received from cannibalism.
Sounds like something someone delicious would say to avoid getting eaten
Got em.
Well yeah if I’m eating you, you’re getting some damage there.
Lab-grown meat promises to bring you this fine delicacy in the future.
Baggachipz on the side?
eat me
Jeez atleast ask me out to dinner first
Oh wait
No. Sorry. No way to include an ai service with that, cannot secure funding.
