• ᓚᘏᗢ@piefed.social
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    1 day ago

    Make sure the musk primate is watching while we tape the ketamine to a frisbee and fling it off a cliff.

        • Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world
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          A mysterious clocked figure seems to apparate out of the aether. The witch casts broken glass on top of your spell augmenting it.

          The witch introduces herself as Vivian and hands you a fat stack of cash.

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            Yo Viv, you got any change? Coins are easier to aim, hurt more too. Then again, if I glue the cash to my sharp rocks… hmm I seem to only have sand in my pockets, I’m a terrible wizzzard.

            Do you think he’s hit the glass yet?

            I have a dexterity roll to make and some now ironic soon-to-be-corpse desecration to commence with.