🍑🤤😝😋🤪

A mysterious clocked figure seems to apparate out of the aether. The witch casts broken glass on top of your spell augmenting it.

The witch introduces herself as Vivian and hands you a fat stack of cash.

Excuse me wile I eat my roommate’s ass

The musk issues a blood curdling roar and charges after the ketamine head first off the cliff.

The room darkens, there is a crack of lightning, and a cloud of smoke erupts from the circle. As the smoke clears the silhouette of a primate becomes visible. As your eyes adjust to the light you recognise the primate as none other than Elon musk.

What will you do?

breathing heavily …“behind”

I want the girls to drool, not blush. So I’m going to go for a Nelly Furtado look.

Yum!

Thanks.

Nah I get that he’s dead and that that’s reason to party (nasty fucker, shit on his grave). But why crabs?

pick one

Actually judging by the thin top lip, undefined philtrum, and short palpebral fissure I’m 98% certain it’s foetal alcohol syndrome.

Eli5?

A good day for everyone

Turns out life wasn’t very pro kirk.

Which is also approximately 30 cm

It’s roses that are pink

and orange I like

I only like women

I must be a … Just get in the U-Haul.

Hot for the person you like, but you have to like them first. Ie sexual but only if you have an emotional connection.

If you’re finding reasons not to be happy then you won’t be happy. Your brain doesn’t really care if things are true or false, only the quantity of neuromodulators they release.

True.

They did.

Trump and Clinton both bad. Trump objectively worse, but both bad.