- cross-posted to:
- onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- cross-posted to:
- onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/42768491
Next pope suggestion rule
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Fine. I’ll do it myself.
All hail Pope carrion0409
Since you know what’s up I’ll give you a warning that I got from the big man himself. Jesus is coming back and he’s fucking pissed lol.
Literally don’t know who that is or why suggesting her as pope is funny
It’s Zendaya, a woman of color who’s about as cool and modern as people who didn’t pay much attention thought Francis was.
Mostly, though, it’d piss off American regressives so damn much 😁
Does she have a penis? Because that and be baptized in the Catholic Church are the only requisites. And they DO check! They have a special chair for that purpose and all.
Hold on. I want to know more about the chair.
Do a search for ‘sedes (or sedia) stercoraria’ and/or ‘Pope Joan’.
spoiler
It may or might not be just a myth.
Guess I’m gonna go with my backup choice, then:
It’d also prevent Timothy Chalamet from getting the role. I see you OP.
The less Timmy Chal anywhere, the better.
Ok, so first
executive orderpapal bubble: From now on, Nutella on the wafers!As the rightful Pope I’m issuing a Papal Bull to excommunicate you for your typo.
