Pocket cheese strikes again. Never forget.

They accidentally washed a TV before the cheese incident and the static pod leaked. Must have some big-ass pockets.

Kanye West level rhyming.

Praise Joshua.

They look the same because we’re all female until we’re not.

They other day I used “awayting” in place of “awaiting” in a slide deck. I know that’s not a word, I can’t explain the mistake. All that is to say, if you mistake your and you’re, I’m still going to think you’re an idiot.

This seems more like a poorly assembled template than GenAI

They’ll give viagra to anyone these days.

Something from Red Burrito perhaps? Based solely on the Carl’s Jr stuff on the table.

Vacuum the moon.

Thank you for your insight.

The concept is still bullshit. You can describe any job in three words to the same extent that “I catch fish” is informative. That’s all I’m saying.

Wasted time playing WoW with catfish.

Maybe projecting there…

Saying “I catch fish” is as descriptive as the first guy saying “sales analyst”. Second person is a software developer, third guy is a systems architect. So you catch fish? Sure. What kind? On a river? In the ocean? Do you really just press a button that rolls up a big net full of turtles and dolphins as well and you’re destroying the delicate balance of a fragile ecosystem? Are you a fishing guide?

Anyone can describe their job in three words. Understanding it is on you, man.

Not with that attitude.

Mmm, no. Thank you.

I’m not watching it. Did he figure it out?

Bed bugs. The internet will tell you they only bite in a straight line, but that’s horse shit. Look up bed bug bites and you’ll see clusters like this, too.

I like you, you’re a hoot.

That is true. This meme is a phony. Why are we laughing at things that aren’t demonstrably true, everyone?

Are we so sure that a chicken even crossed the road?

Edit: We had this discussion seven years ago.