• lath@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    You forgot

    • shit on cars, people, other animals, that one crow who stole your shiny the other day
    • drop rocks or nuts on bald heads to crack them open
    • investigate the suspicious death of that one specific crow and blame it on a random passerby while enjoying your new shiny
    • laugh at dumb people doing dumb things