You forgot

• shit on cars, people, other animals, that one crow who stole your shiny the other day
• drop rocks or nuts on bald heads to crack them open
• investigate the suspicious death of that one specific crow and blame it on a random passerby while enjoying your new shiny
• laugh at dumb people doing dumb things

And trees. You forgot the trees.

Just a prank, bro! Unless you howl at the moon and piss on nearest landmark to assert dominance. Then it’s so on!

But will you still eat it?

Tried to follow Anakin into the dark side of the force.

Half the layer of clothing, double the invisibility!

Her camouflage skills need some more work. Should’ve watched Predator beforehand…

This from the latest Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?

We remake the list with modern enhancements such as lens glare.

Old enough to see a flick where someone smoked with their ass.

And here i was hoping any fascination is a woman cheesing it.

When they smell like onions, you know it’s the scent of the working class!

So you’re saying there’s a chance anyone fascinated with a piece of cheese might be a woman?

I know I’m an idiot and I know everyone else is as well, in their own way. So when I call people idiots, I do it as a fellow idiot gently reminding them they are in fact idiots.

They generally disagree.

Don’t. You’ll die… of happiness.

It’s the guy that makes fake CVs on demand.

I don’t think that swear words and swearing are part of some regional culture, I think they’re part of culture at a universal level. Or even multiversal if you’re into that…

And they are normalized, have been from the start. It’s the attempt at excluding them that’s been struggling on and off.

Hell, I still remember old ladies frightening children with priests cutting off their tongues for swearing, which is all kinds of fucked up in itself. But that was “normal” for them at the time.

I’d think that kind of behaviour would mess up communication styles more than someone using a vulgarity as an exclamation point.

That’s a good question. Which is why I wrote the second part for those who can’t find an answer to it.

You also need a third, unbiased source, then cross-reference the information gathered from all sides and build a reasonable conclusion.

But if that’s too much work, then join the side that benefits you. After all…

"The greatest happiness is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth, to see those dear to them bathed in tears, to clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters.

~ Genghis Khan"

~ random internet person

Or the abridged version:

“To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.”

~ Conan the Barbarian, as copy-pasted from random website

I can decouple a wagon or two for a while though.