You fuckers have problems
Ah so that’s why it’s called Lemmy.
As in, lemmy kill myself real quick
Alright. I just opened the app

Men be over here bragging about eating a woman until she squirts all over his face, then balk at this?
Get out of here.
TBF the image of squirting in porn is just watersports with a different name. It allows them to enjoy something taboo while calling it something ‘acceptable.’ This is just straight up talking about dried, crusty must being cleaned by tongue.
Btw, you don’t even notice it.
You really can tell Violet’s posts the moment you see them, can’t you?
Of all the days I chose to be literate, I choose this.
Both a curse and blessing from the mad gods.
Don’t blame old uncle Sheo for this degeneracy.
You call it degeneracy, we call it a Monday
Damn, I wish I could choose when to be literate. That sounds like a cool superpower
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There’s more where that came from
I am just imagining a dude so obese, he pisses pure butter and shits chocolate fudge. Making them cum means getting a hot shot of Cinnabon icing on your face. The most delicious man you’ll ever fuck.
Sir, your lemmy privileges have been irrevocably rescinded for one week for writing that comment.
Why does your brain work like this?
Drugs.
What’s the old joke about men not having a dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money? I now have a new reason to slot in.
Never change violet08
What a horrible time to have eyes
What… did I just read?
Everybody clap for Seth here! Just read for the first time!
😂 Oh… my god







