Damn kids get off my lawn

    • Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world
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      3 days ago

      An oscillating doormat sounds like a great invention. Step on it and it vibrates to rub dirt off your shoes.

      • tomiant@piefed.social
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        3 days ago

        I can see this being abused by the throngs of sexually disinhibited youth roaming our calm suburbian streets at night looking to get off.