BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoSome of you are too young to know what this islemmy.worldimagemessage-square73linkfedilinkarrow-up1568arrow-down111file-text
arrow-up1557arrow-down1imageSome of you are too young to know what this islemmy.worldBigDaddySlim@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square73linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 days ago oscillating doormats alright explain
minus-squareBlue_Morpho@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 days agoAn oscillating doormat sounds like a great invention. Step on it and it vibrates to rub dirt off your shoes.
minus-squaretomiant@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoI can see this being abused by the throngs of sexually disinhibited youth roaming our calm suburbian streets at night looking to get off.
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An oscillating doormat sounds like a great invention. Step on it and it vibrates to rub dirt off your shoes.
I can see this being abused by the throngs of sexually disinhibited youth roaming our calm suburbian streets at night looking to get off.