Patrolling the Mojave almost makes me wish for nuclear winter

Some wastelander is gonna find my bottle cap collection and get as excited as a pirate finding a buried chest full of gold dabloons. If they don’t immediately go to New Vegas and visit Fisto then I collected them all for nothing

Italians being forced to see this meme,

2025, colorized

Brother I can’t remember why I walked into the other room, let alone something that happened 180,000 years ago 🙄

Same here, had Firefox installed since I got this phone in September and it’s still off (also just checked)

I woke up at 7:38 this morning and immediately panicked and jumped out of bed because I was late for work. I clock in at 7:30

It’s Sunday and I don’t work Sundays. My body tricked me. I feel betrayed. Went back to sleep and woke up at 11