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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 小时前

it really do be like that

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it really do be like that

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 小时前
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  • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net
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    Men should get to wear pretty sundresses too.

    I don’t even mean in a femboy sense (though that’s great too). Gimme beefcakes and bears in sundresses, damnit.

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      this guy gets it

  • Soleos@lemmy.world
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    Men set the craziest standards for other men, no wonder men’s mental health is in decline. Who tf can realistically achieve that look, those arms, that jaw. It’s giving me a crisis of masculinity just looking at it.

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      I pretty much have those arms, but my jaw is closer to the lady on the left lmao

      But most of all, I do NOT have his waistline. Look at that v-taper. Thin in the middle, wide lats. I’d have to lose a good 40 KG to achieve that and the average man probably could not achieve that at all without years of working out because it’s pretty hard to get lats that wide.

    • ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online
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      And the beanie and lollypop?

  • TopsickPilgrim@lemmy.world
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    Let people dress however they want…

    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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      No

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    What should we be wearing?

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      A nice doublet with some ruffs underneath combined with a sturdy pair of breeches, a modest codpiece and a fashionable cape. As for footwear I’d recommend riding boots.

      • ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online
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        Too 16th century. Got anything more Georgian?

        • musubibreakfast@lemmy.world
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          Maybe a nice frockcoat with a neckcloth, a frilly jabot and some breeches with folded stocks. For a more modern look you can combine the frockcoat with some cargo shorts. As for shoes I’d recommend some brightly colored brockcades with a nice buckle.

    • Angrydeuce@lemmy.world
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      I usually opt for my birthday suit but last time I did that I wasnt allowed within 100 ft of the gas station up the street anymore

      • Karl@literature.cafe
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        Where did you get vernix caseosa?

    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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      Your heart on your sleeve.

  • Ruusunmarja@sopuli.xyz
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    The left image is also what I strive to look like in summer :3

    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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      So has the egg cracked already or is it still an ongoing process?

  • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    men and women dressing differently is pointless

    men it is your duty to wear a sundress

    • Druid@lemmy.zip
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      it’s that time of the year again to get railed in a sundress

      • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net
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        You know, this comment was actually pretty inspiring for me. I only own one sundress, and it’s been sitting in my “to be repaired” bag for way too long. However, I am spending this weekend with a partner, and so I am suddenly motivated to repair that damn dress.

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    WORK WORK

    • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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      4 小时前

      SOMTING ME DOIN?

      • microcapybara@sopuli.xyz
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        Zug zug!

  • Etterra@discuss.online
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    NGL, that kind of lollipop doesn’t taste that great, and they’re messy. I mean if offered one I’d still take one because im a sugar addict, but still.

  • gray@lemmy.ml
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    Orcs are low-key hot

    • sakuraba@lemmy.ml
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      they are HOT

    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
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      Very low-key

  • Fortatech@gregtech.eu
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    I actually saw that shirt in the wild once

    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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      I would like one, but unfortunately I am not diagnosed with autism. I do think it would be hilarious to wear it otherwise.

      • Raiderkev@lemmy.world
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        Don’t want to get in trouble for stolen valor.

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          Pretty much. Not that I think I’d get in trouble, I just think it’d be distasteful to wear it as a normie.

  • Nomorereddit@lemmy.today
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    That dude looks fucking amazing.

    Ive seen a sun dress before and a girl in nice photos. girls take lots of pics for the internet these days 4 insta and Facebook. Yawn.

    But a zug bug is truly beautiful and glorious.

  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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    Dandy wear vs. comfortable

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    There was a mafia Don interview I saw and they asked him the #1 rule of being a mafioso. He said “never wear shorts, no one will take you seriously”😂I think about that every time I wear shorts

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      I’m not a mafia boss, I wear shorts all summer (March/April through October or so) Office, doctor’s appointment, whatever. It’s shorts for me.

      I used to joke that one day I’m going to walk into the Mercedes dealership wearing shorts and ask them to test drive a brand new S-Class, but my priorities have changed somewhat in the meantime so I don’t think I’ll be doing that. Not such a huge fan of their newest interiors anyway.

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      one of my worst days was when I was told I could not wear shorts to an internship

      my brother in cheesus we are in the middle of the summer reaching 50 degrees celsius (120 for burger metrics) LET ME HAVE MY SHORTS

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    I think this applies the most to the average American man rather than the men of the rest of the world.

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      Makes me sad that men outside of the states don’t feel comfortable enough in their bodies to dress like an ogre

      • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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        we wear ogre chic

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    And somehow these exact two people have been together for 5 years. Life is beautiful.

    • brown567@sh.itjust.works
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      My wife and I are both the one on the right XD

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      Yeah this may as well be any photo of me and my wife during warm weather

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