Well I like tuna, so carry on w them good vibes.

Nanoo nano, gimme milk

Do you know what fun is op? Ill try to enlighten you.

What’s the difference between 5 black guys and a joke…you can’t take a joke.

Nah I take a lot of metamucil this time of year. Comes out like bricks.

I’ve said it before and ill say it again. Once your poop hits the inside of my toilet bowl, its my property.

The flush doesnt take it where you think it does.

That’s ridiculous, Americans aren’t homophobic…unless the wnba comes up.

This is attention capture tactics.

Get all eyes on taco bell menu, so we forget what really matters…

…what happened to the “yo quiero taco bell” dog?

Or a dick, apparently.

We old. We remember the impact, the cultural shift…of the ninja turtle.

His popularity soared higher, the lower his pants went. I seen it.

And he won against congress in that impeachment.

Come human centipede my butt and ill prove it.

You know the ones you don’t want to step on barefoot.

The ones that can disappear from sight if left alone at a picnic.

I only fart when I really got a s***. Anyone else here??

Stop trying to make Trans stuff important. We already goon to trans 24/7.

Make it less important…like The taliban. The taliban is doing just fine.

Now come Mr taliban tally me banana.

Be kind to everyone?! I dont even like everyone!

How many dogs do you eat a year would you say?

When I sleep on my right arm it hurts. But sleep me just keeps doing it!

Should awake me drug myself to keep asleep me in control?

Also I want mine and your foreskin back.

Nah, we got fat reserves.

Source: we(i?) drink the gusher insides first then refill w mayo.

Been hearing that for 30 years. That and the rapture is tomorrow. And aliens coming the day after that.