TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoMe after 3 shots of vodkalemmy.worldimagemessage-square48linkfedilinkarrow-up1419arrow-down118
arrow-up1401arrow-down1imageMe after 3 shots of vodkalemmy.worldTaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square48linkfedilink
minus-squareCapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·1 day agoThe good news is my bra is off. The bad news is my manboobs are sagging and the conversation in the room turned awkward.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·16 hours agoare they going to let you back into the Golden Corral?
minus-squareCapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 hours agoThe manager said “no”, called me “vibe killer” as he escorted me out and locked the door behind me. A meth-head said “welcome to the club” and invited me to IHOP, so, not a total loss.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 hours agothe good ihop or the one out back the mall?
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 hours agowould you tell Cranessa I said “Where’s my $10? Gimme my $10” thanks
The good news is my bra is off. The bad news is my manboobs are sagging and the conversation in the room turned awkward.
are they going to let you back into the Golden Corral?
The manager said “no”, called me “vibe killer” as he escorted me out and locked the door behind me.
A meth-head said “welcome to the club” and invited me to IHOP, so, not a total loss.
the good ihop or the one out back the mall?
Yeah. That one.
would you tell Cranessa I said “Where’s my $10? Gimme my $10” thanks