Yeah. That one.
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Cake day: March 24th, 2026
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4·3 hours agoFinally, an actual shitpost.
The manager said “no”, called me “vibe killer” as he escorted me out and locked the door behind me.
A meth-head said “welcome to the club” and invited me to IHOP, so, not a total loss.
The good news is my bra is off. The bad news is my manboobs are sagging and the conversation in the room turned awkward.
Yes, but don’t call me Shirley.
Tantric -> edging -> gooning -> ??? -> profit?
This is way too wholesome to be a shitpost.
Blursed.