In its hay day I would have killed for that.

P.S. my auto-correct wants me to say “have gotten killed for that”. Yet again, I’m the victim.

There are (still) a surprising amount of people that only ever saw and understood one mechanism 30-50 years ago.

I’m actually not sure this is real. I’ve had some shitty abusive teachers but even they would be capable of basic logic.

Those are not refrigerated.

Why is it Canadian?

Mischief.

I remember shopping for diskmans that had the longest anti-skip.

I honestly wish this was still the case. There doesn’t seem to be as much training in customer service anymore. Half of the things I get told over the phone these days were a fire-able offence when I worked support.

Vapour based.

What’s worse is they all passed history class. Somehow.

Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?

Her net worth is insane. She wrote one of the most popular and successful books series on the planet. This is what she’s doing instead of retirement. She’s like all the multi billionaires that work until death as opposed to fucking off to Italy or the south of france. Just worse.

There are human farms.

Hey buddy! We never did this in scouts but that’s such a good idea. When I was in college my roommates and I could have used such a service. I actually just posted that there are people making a living off of combing the ditches and parks for empties. Bottle/can returns is a whole economy.

They do deposit returns where I live. So you get them cents back for every can. There are people that make a couple of hundred bucks a month picking cans out of the ditches. There’s like what? $50 in this picture? Either way he could have those gone in an hour for free if he knows a homeless person.

He looks like a sun dried tomato with a moustache puree.

It’s weird how the people that have always been against drugs are the people on drugs.

I would try the bean donut. No I am not English.

This is a shitty question for a gameshow. Either you know that only one of those bands exists or you don’t. It doesn’t require any reasoning or logic.

I get a paragraph for anything politically complex. At best. Why are the replies here 2000 word essays?