I don’t understand lemmy posts that aren’t about star trek or linux
can someone put this into comic strip form so i can understand it
Is this armpit?
armpit loss sounds like a very weird disease symptom
how would that even work
Does tim buckely ever regret unleashing this thing upon the internet?
Edit: i’ve done some archeology here, look at what i found, it mentions sars: https://youtu.be/CJullQaDzS0
My last cat…loved armpits. Anyone’s armpits. If you were laying down he’d come pretend to cuddle up, then slowly inch his head into your pit over like 5mins. Then after a few seconds of sniffing his ears would go flat back, eyes rolled up, lips peeled back and make this snuffling grunting noise that you’d associate with an old man sniffing a young girl’s panties. He’d start drooling and quivering and his tail would be all over the place…and you just kinda had to let him do his thing for at least a few minutes or he’d try and attack you.
It really made the first time a new partner slept over awkward when they’d wake up in the middle of the night being perved on by a giant grey tabby…
i like how one person singlehandedly turned shitposting comm into a hornyposting one
Be the change you want to see
ig lol
not that i’m complaining much tho tbh
People keep saying this, but i’ve been following this community for quite a while now and its always had a fair chunk of horny posts.
nsfw != horny
Maybe beans’n’jeans make you feel a certain way?
Maybe beans’n’jeans make you feel a certain way?
Being all accusatory like it didn’t jazz you up…
It is the beauty of few people on lemmy
Any kink that’s associated with a preoccupation towards a natural body part that everybody has is a vanilla kink.
In the grand hierarchy of the internet, this is basically a vanilla preference. People acting like it’s a ‘Level 99’ boss are definitely overthinking it.
All this hornyposting tells me that Violet isn’t getting enough sex
i dont have a horniness refractory period
there’s no “enough”😔
May you find someone with a similarly insatiable sex drive! 🫡
Good lord, how many armpits do you have!?
I need to find someone like you in my area, I’m trying to lose myself and sex is generally a good way to do so but I need to get my hetero on. Plenty of gay/bi dudes ready to get down but not enough good horny straight/bi lady’s.
Incredibly relatable
You must get up very early
F in the chat boils’n’goils
That’s because LemmyNSFW is dead, R.I.P.
Oh yea, for Violet: There’s some new NSFW site based of piefed now, where you can do horny posting.
Wait…what happened to LemmyNSFW?!?
Owner went missing.
Damn…yeah, I’d heard it had gone down and the owner was unreachable, didn’t know it was still down and they were still MIA. Hopefully they’re ok.
No way someone sketchy didn’t slip through and mess everything up. They also can’t afford
Can’t afford what?! Server fees? A close look at the files on the server? To give up on their dreams?
Interrupted by work bs. They could not afford to maintain the servers as well I’m guessing. As well as too weak moderation.
Link or didn’t happen.
The “not male, but outwardly pro male” angle tells me it’s fake.
Now you guys are gonna think I’m crazy when I tell you about mine.
I’ve got a boob kink.
I’m ace I think all the things people do because they’re horny are weird
I’m ace and I have a morbid fascination with fetishes. A lot of them can be ‘explained’ by power dynamics, but then you get stuff like licking armpits that’s completely incomprehensible to me, and I can’t help but wonder what happened there. In like an evolutionary sense.
No kink shaming though. The homies can lick my armpits
Licking armpits is a power dynamic. It’s often degrading or humiliating to the one doing it. Same reason I want to lick a beautiful woman’s feet. Also it’s an intimate act that you do with someone you love and trust. At least for me.
I know multiple people into kinks/fetish/BDSM who are asexual. Not all pleasure from these things are sexual for everyone.
i’m fucking bricked bro
I’m not ace and I still think all the things we do because we are horny are weird
same
u wanna get ur butt sniffed or not
Absolutely not lol
Sometimes I wish I wasn’t horny all the time
Okay now I’ve got to find a list to see which kinks are at what level.
Here’s my attempt
Tier 1: primary and secondary sex characteristics (my breast fetish is cliche); indicators of health or fertility such as muscles and flat/bigger stomachs (depending on whether starvation or obesity is a bigger concern where you are). This zone is the default, people assume you’re into this.
Tier 2: other body parts such as feet, pits, body hair; extrapolations from tier 1 kinks such as lactation and post workout stink; I’ll also throw in role related ones such as mom/dad bods, being into certain professions or older/younger (adult) partners; also atypical body variants and body types not associated with health or fertility. This zone is normal but not the default
Tier 3: I’d say is where you get into light bdsm, humanoid monster fuckers, etc. This zone is stuff where it’s way more common than people act, but still not the sort of thing normal people will casually mention
Tier 4: heavier bdsm, nonhuman monsterfuckers. This is the “hear me out” zone and the realm of you know you’re kinky af, but it’s generally considered prudish to have a problem with people liking it, but not to not want to hear anything about it
Tier 5: scat, flatulence, bug chasing, and other things where even the tier 4 people are often uncomfortable with it. Typically gross and/or destructive
Where would you rank vore?
There are actually multiple tiers of vore
Gotta have a tier 0 for the ace/pan/demi/etc out there. Though agreed people generally assume tier 1. … Although pansexual is probably tier 1, too, otherwise that seems more demi.
Ace people without kinks do not have kinks and have not been included in this tier list. Neither have been the people who find people attractive but have no particular focus to their attraction beyond finding people attractive for the same reason. It’s not “I think boobs are part of what makes a woman attractive” it’s “oh I’m an absolute tit girl”. It’s just that it’s extremely common to have a sexual focus on one or more sex characteristics or a specific normative body type.
powerscaling but for kinks?? Why isn’t this a thing yet??
wehn tierlist?!
Ngl, thought this was going to be about pitbulls
Like that:
Or like that:
pitties smell better most deef
I see you haven’t experienced pibble farts.
dog farts are dog farts no matter the breed in my experience. had a corgi who’s farts could strip paint.
I don’t see the appeal in armpits, but I like feet so…
And basically all feet gross me out, but I tongue punch the fart box, so…
Nobody in the US uses a bidet, so it’s a no for me unless she just got out of the shower
Bidets don’t use soap, so I would hope anywhere in the world you’d set the shower as the minimum standard
Dude was out here trying to throw shade at the US only to admit he prefers to eat a slightly rinsed asshole.
I think for those people that’s like a fine developed umami
I wash with soap when using a bidet.
Bidets traditionally do to my knowledge. Mine doesn’t, but I don’t have the space to get one of those nice, porcelain standalone ones with the dedicated soap and dedicated towel that I’ve seen in videos online.
Someday… 🥺
Hm, maybe country specific. The ones in Japan for example never have soap.
Bet you like unseasoned food, too?
I use lots of spices actually. I add Cajun spice to rice.
Every toilet in any house I own or rent has a bidet. It’s so much more hygienic than toilet paper.
Lots of people do. It’s just not the standard for some awful reason.
Pits strong and vulnerable and powerful and flexing bicep and posing and ribs and waist and little hairs and smelly warmth gahhh i need to sink my teeth in
Whatever makes you happy, I’ll stick to feet.
I have next to no sex drive so essentially any kink sounds absolutely crazy to me. When I took that bdsm test I got 97% vanilla lol
like idk if I’m ace or not because I dont dislike the idea of doing it with someone, but like my drive to do it is really low compared to how other people describe it
I’m also on estrogen, progesterone, an antidepressant, and 2 different kind of anxiety meds and they are probably a factor worth mentioning
Plenty of ace people feel completely neutral towards sex, not actively disliking it. Some ace people even choose to have sex occasionally because their partners enjoy it, and they personally do not object.
Ultimately whether the label fits you or not is your choice, but there may be a community of people who share your position.
Yeah all those meds can have sex drive impacts, so that’s definitely going to muddy the waters, but you need your meds so it kinda makes your medicated state your status quo. I’ve got ADHD which has it’s own sexual complications and antidepressants as well and I feel like sex isn’t particularly important to me, like I’ll have it if it’s going down, but not bothered if it’s not. But for me it’s like I almost wish I cared more? Like I miss the days of being a dumb horny teenager but just a fleeting thought, along with the rest of my fleeting thoughts… SQUIRREL!
I’m not into pits despite loving some mild sweaty smell. And no judgment to those who are, but it was very disappointing the one time I posted a pic of my boobs and just got people commenting on my pits.
I wonder how many disappointed profile views this comment generated.
Yeah idk I haven’t bothered to post any nudes here, partly because it’s on main, largely because there’s no sapphic focused gw community on here, and partly because I haven’t taken any good nudes lately. Sorry to disappoint
I get so many compliments on my fancy moustache, but nobody notices my tits unless I wear a push-up bra. XD
Proof that armpits are peak
I think it’s weird. Like, people who enjoy this are obviously in the minority… At the same time, I would never judge anyone with this fetish, I wouldn’t even think about it or bring it up. Who the hell cares what consenting adults do!?
