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Back in my day we used our phone plan money to pay for google play purchases / hand jobs.

I assume it’s purely for her to get US citizenship. She posts lots of thirst trap pictures on Instagram.

My divorced 43 year old friend just did this. He’s got a smoking hot 21 year old Filipino fiance. It’s weird as fuck.

I saw The Ring in the theater and people legit freaked the fuck out when she came out of the screen. One person straight up got up and ran out.

On a somewhat related note, there’s a documentary on Netflix called Mr. McMahon that follows the story of Vince McMahon as he founded the WWF and was eventually sued for sex trafficking and all sorts of shit.

It’s worth a watch. Also makes it all the more crazy to see his wife as the new Secretary of Education.

The not shitting guy came before the beans. The beans were mindless. The not shitting guy was an enigma.

What’s that watermark in the bottom right?

Same, but only if I could also stop aging while Serena continues to. I think I might have a chance with 30 years of practice playing against a 73 year old Serena, assuming I get lucky and she breaks a hip.

Maybe I’m in the minority here, but I’ve been in Lemmy for almost 2 years since the API migration, and I don’t know if I’ve ever encountered a tankie, despite seeing hundreds of memes about them.

I’m guessing my instance just doesn’t federate with the same weird shit y’all are seeing?

I see. And is the barn a literal barn?

No rule says you can’t submit the script in multiple forms.

She is an HTML element that specifies inline text that should be displayed as a subscript.

There’s a good short YouTube series called “No CGI” is really just INVISIBLE CGI that is worth a watch.

It’s a current fad to denounce CGI and praise a return to practical effects, when in reality CGI is really just better than ever.

And at those BBQs, they’re gonna fix you a bomb ass plate of some awesome meat that they’ve been working on for hours.

At least he had the good sense to hit the ENTER key before he passed.

Nice cock, bro

Give me the…couch

Found JD Vance’s Lemmy account

Lol why is this marked NSFW?

And asked me if I needed a ride!

A large difference, but they also somehow end up in the same place at the end.