• _stranger_@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago
    1. Drop the bench in the Marianas trench.

    2. Hold every billionaire ransom for the rest of their lives under threat of being summoned to the bench unless they divest themselves of their wealth to my satisfaction.

    • draco_aeneus@mander.xyz
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      1 day ago
      1. The prompt says explicitly that you have to sit on it. You can only do that once (and realistically, zero times).
      2. The bench implies but doesn’t guarantee to summon the people. Given it works on future/past people also, you’re probably chatting with their spirit or something.