The joke is that deaf people have been farting freely, thinking nobody could know they tooted. It’s the fact other people know that’s important here.

1. The prompt says explicitly that you have to sit on it. You can only do that once (and realistically, zero times).
2. The bench implies but doesn’t guarantee to summon the people. Given it works on future/past people also, you’re probably chatting with their spirit or something.

There’s no way that the first victim that comes to mind to someone who is serious about this would be ‘landlords’. This is a truly sad tyre.

ICE had a signup bonus (dunno how much, $4000, I think?), and nobody received it yet.

The guy who is ‘famous for not paying’ is Trump, who has a history of being in debt/not paying his debts off.

Honse.

I think you might have a career as an accomplished entymologist ahead of you with so much success finding bugs!

Depends on which was first, right?

It depends what you mean by ‘security’. Obviously, by introducing more layers, you have more places where exploits can life. However, the biggest threat by orders of magnitude is being tricked into giving stuff up, and that risk will remain constant.

Based on the narrator’s actions they did not appreciate being called “a man”. The mom was therefore an asshole for that implication.

The narrator is an asshole because the mom needed help, and they were in a position to help, but they refused to.

(BTW, I personally don’t know enough about either person, so I’m not going to cast judgement)