isn’t chain mail prone to pinching your skin?
It will also completely remove hair if worn over a hairy patch too long.
I dare you to ask me how I know.
Chainmail thong?
Nope chainmail shirt. If worn without something under it, every hair on your front and back will wrap around the links.
It took three strong guys to get me out and it sounded a lot like painful velcro.
Says chain male bear.
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Ow ow ouch oof that hurt to read
Noooooooooooo……. 🙀💀💀
So best to shave first?
I’m sorry for your loss.
Just wear underwear under your underwear.
🙂↔️where’s the fun in that
You’re always supposed to wear padding under chain mail to spread out the force and keep the rings from embedding into the skin when hit.
Ain’t nobody shanking me in the butt again.
I have bad news for you there. Chainmail’s good against slashing not shanking. Too many little holes to be poked through.
Hehe they can poke through my hole if they want 👉👈
Then you don’t need the chainmail
I like to present the illusion of a challenge.
You seem fun
That’d be a tiny poker to get through that.
Narrator: But he was INDEED shanked in his butt.
Probably help against paddles and shit? Wouldn’t sting as much.
No, the shit would squeeze right through.
Grate
Why is this totally working for me?
Fr new kink unlocked
$3,269 btw
worth it
That’s a steal for pure mithril!
got a question: how can i get such a bum?
Thou must hoist.
there are exercises you can do for that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV7fDgNlYKM
here is basically what i do
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Estrogen and squats
That’s such an Igor question to ask …
I’ve made simple chain mail gloves, but this looks crazy to make!! The pleats are super neat. It’s bound to be heavy though?
I thought it was crochet mimicking chainmail ,but is it actually chainmail??
🤔…that’s gonna chafe
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To shreds you say?
If that’s like actually chain links then that thing is really likely to pinch
And NGL that sounds horrifying
i had no idea what a bloomer is - but now I looked it up-
Weak to
penetratingpiercing attacks but at least you aren’t getting slashed a new one.Also, I’m not into twerking but for this I would def make an asmr exception.
Time to watch “Robin Hood: Men in Tights” again.
