Another old shitpost I don’t think I posted anywhere.

    • ByteJunk@lemmy.world
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      6 days ago

      Is this just a meme, or not? I can’t tell. I expect that as a proper, responsible tiefling pyromaniac, I’d always be touching myself - and occasionally casting Protection from Energy while I’m at it. Or keep Absorb Elements in my back pocket.

      • Komodo Rodeo@lemmy.world
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        6 days ago

        I’ll ask you to consider that not everyone plays Tieflings, or other races with fire resistance, as Wizards.

        • Krauerking@lemy.lol
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          5 days ago

          They really should. Wizards light themselves on fire a lot. More of them should be dedicated to the art of fireproofing themselves.

            • Naz@sh.itjust.works
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              5 days ago

              I’m a dragon, I fell into lava and panicked, only to find out it was somewhat pleasant

              I then unceremoniously got out of said lava and accidentally whipped molten rock at a team mate

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                4 days ago

                But was your character’s equipment fireproof, and how much did it cost to replace every single mundane item that burst into flames and fell away like the cladding falling away from a house engulfed in flames?

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                  4 days ago

                  I have been told by my elf lawyer/party wizard that I’m not legally obligated to answer this question

                  😁