If YouTube shows me an ad or two once in a while, I’ll suffer through it.
But flood me every 3.5 minutes of a 40m video with 2 ads, unskipable? You’re damn right I’m using Firefox and an ad blocker, you stupid f…
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Cake day: July 4th, 2023
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Bloody annoying for airliners, I’ll say! There’s days you can’t fly out of Heathrow without at least half a dozen of them getting sucked into an engine.
Nah, the whole concept of cups is very much in line with the image. I’ll bet the whole this must have been:
“What a lovely cake! What’s your recipe?”
“Oh gosh thank you sweetie. I just put two cups of flour…”
“Two cups?”
“Yes, two.”
“But, what size?”
“The size of a cup.”
“A large cup? A small cup?”
“Bless your heart sweetie, a cup-sized cup!”
Later that day: “Would you believe it honey, that damn bitch didn’t want to give me her recipe…”
And chocolate. Lots of chocolate.
Hope you’re well now. * Hugs *
Thank you, I wouldn’t have known how to react to the child’s amusing statement without the emojis instructions.
What do you mean? That’s a surname.
Is your caps lock broken? What the heck is that second select?
I was alone…
I was all by myself…
No one was lookiiiiing…
Let’s stop beating around the bush, shall we?
You clearly underestimate my ability to run headfirst into something. It’s like a superpower really.
15·2 months agoProbably yelling her phone number to someone who blew her a kiss.
The one use of roundup that’s universally approved.
I’ll add this along with “gargling beast balls” to the list of sentences I wasn’t expecting to read today.
Sex can transcend appearance much easier than love can.
My argument: as a shepherd, would you realistically consider any of your sheep as a love interest?
I rest my case.
Ah the mythical Ouroboros of Pegging.
Oh man thanks for reminding me of this.
Link with lyrics - not that it helps much IMO…
Haha jokes on you, I make so little that I don’t have to pay taxes!
Shit I’m gonna go live in the woods. Awooooo
Impossible to choose.