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irelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.ee to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 days ago

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  • nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Would help if there was a control cookie because now i have no idea what a cookie is supposed to look like and the last one is making a good case

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.eeOP
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      this is what they look like

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    I’ve never understood the original (non-meme) version of this graph. Too much by whose standard? Maybe I wanted them extra buttery or sugary or whatever, make your own fucking cookies if you want them different.

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      Totally agreed except for baking soda. Once added too much and the whole batch tasted like it, it was atrocious. Doesn’t take a lot to ruin the recipe. That day right there is the reason I now have proper measuring spoons.

      I’d be curious to try any other 🍪 on that image.

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      Are you saying I can put my dick in the dough?

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        Depends what you’re working with, I guess 🤷

        (“Too much penis” implies the existence of an acceptable amount of penis)

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    Bard, what’s the recommended amount of penis for a chocolate chip cookie?

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        Poor old Cleverbot! He only wanted to entertain and fascinate us and now all of his grandchildren are greedy Nazi spies!

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    What in the world is wrong with the top two?! They would be deliceous!

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      Too much butter or sugar I’d say.

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      Improper creaming of the butter and sugar. Creaming in this case is blending the butter and sugar until they are fluffy

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    Please do not the cookie

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    Very helpful

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