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Gates9@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

“TO THE PERPETRATORS WHO STOLE MY ASS: I HAVE BOTH HANDS ENGAGED IN FINDING IT AND YOU WILL SOON FACE THE FULL FORCE OF THE LAW!!!”

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“TO THE PERPETRATORS WHO STOLE MY ASS: I HAVE BOTH HANDS ENGAGED IN FINDING IT AND YOU WILL SOON FACE THE FULL FORCE OF THE LAW!!!”

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Gates9@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    Why does he always look like his mom caught him masturbating.

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      He looks like someone is really slowly sliding something up his butt and he’s not sure what to do or feel about it.

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        “Oh mistah Trump, I do declayah…Yoah so…Fo’hwahd…”

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          I adore Colonel Angus!"

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          I require brain bleach

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        So an amateur?

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    I know folks say it looks like he trusted the wrong fart, but to me he always looks like he’s terrified that everyone around him will figure out he’s not white any second now.

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      Those aren’t mutually exclusive… Probably a good chance his pants have turned magically brown around some of those psychos.

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    Why is he always focusing on a spot right in front of his face?

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      I like to imagine there’s a swarm of no-see-ums trying to fly into his nose and eyes. Constantly.

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      Perhaps he is constantly rediscovering the fact that his nose is visible in his periphery, but often gets filtered out by the brain.

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      NOW YOU’RE COOKIN’, JABRONI!!!”

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    “…as soon as I investigate my way out of this wet paper bag.”

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    He looks like the thumbnail for someone’s first anal.

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      “How did Fuentes make it look so easy…!?”

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    It’s okay, he doesn’t have a flashlight.

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    Wizard who secretly cast Mend Buttcrack: “You’ll never catch me!”

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