Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get my cancerous scrotum looked at coughs up chimney dust

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      Oh great, thanks for that suggestion. 6 months from now when airlines bring out the “no seat just a rope” economy option, we’ll know who to blame.

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        Well sitting is bad for your health anyway! Human body wasnt meant for sitting [/sarcasm]

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          The human body however was definitely meant to be slung over a rope and then flown thousands of miles through the air to land in a tropical country and get plastered.

          It’s how nature intended