• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 days ago

    In conclusion, please find and offer the sexy time to your nearest, local historian.

    Maybe try something like a clever redefinition of ‘bookworm’ or asking if they’d like to participate in a bit of practical, contemporary, anthropological research in the field, as a pickup line, I dunno.