Me! Me, me, me, I wanna be Pope! I know, like… religion and shit, I can do it! Put me on the field, coach, I’m ready!
Edit: to sweeten the pot, first thing I’d do would be bring back all the good shit from the Old Testament - kill money, the rich are the Devil’s butt warts, reinstate virtues, “make Heaven over here, ya’ idjuts,” the lot!
And I’ll also respect the time-honoured tradition of interpreting dogma however the fuck I feel like! And I’ll choose to interpret it as an MLP episode, where Friendship and Empathy are the true heroes! Open up the churches to everyone, turn all cemeteries into nature reserves, God says all shapes and sizes of marriage are legal, Meme Dump Sundays after Mass, “Jesus would say ‘what the fuck,’ too,” focus on love! Make Catholicism Hippie again!
Me! Me, me, me, I wanna be Pope! I know, like… religion and shit, I can do it! Put me on the field, coach, I’m ready!
Edit: to sweeten the pot, first thing I’d do would be bring back all the good shit from the Old Testament - kill money, the rich are the Devil’s butt warts, reinstate virtues, “make Heaven over here, ya’ idjuts,” the lot!
And I’ll also respect the time-honoured tradition of interpreting dogma however the fuck I feel like! And I’ll choose to interpret it as an MLP episode, where Friendship and Empathy are the true heroes! Open up the churches to everyone, turn all cemeteries into nature reserves, God says all shapes and sizes of marriage are legal, Meme Dump Sundays after Mass, “Jesus would say ‘what the fuck,’ too,” focus on love! Make Catholicism Hippie again!
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