He should be cuddling a baby sized oil barrel.
I legally require this to be satire
Bro wtf.
I grew up catholic and WHAT? Jesus would be at least on burny side lol
Everything on these planet was planted by god for humans to use however they want. /s
I wish people didn’t believe that.
I couldn’t find this. Guess this is just for the meme. I found a crazy amount of similar content though.
I fucking hate this timeline… I always fall for ridiculous memes about Conservatives, because, like, Conservatives almost literally cannot be outdone in the sheer quality of stupidity they’re putting out.
This is without a doubt something I would downright expect from Prager U, in all seriousness.
In the 2004 Battlestar Galactica series, frack means fuck.
So say we all SO SAY WE ALL
Full video title, before youtube cut it off was “Why Jesus loves fracking toasters”
Superhero Jesus is a great improvement. Let’s get on with this.
How can this even be parodied? It even covers sarcasm, ffs…
Jesus doesn’t like what the Christian fascists like
But supply side Jesus does!
Jesus loves heirarchy and obeying evil empires, do you not understand that there is literally no subtext to Render Unto Caesar? What is Caesar’s? Everything, peasant, shut up and obey.